Tuesday, February 17, 2009

You know you're a BYU student if...

On Wednesday I have a class at 1:00 and then one at 4:00 so it gives me plenty of time to have random thoughts come to my head. I've come up with 25 ways to tell if you're a BYU student. For those of you who are BYU students, don't be offended even though you know its true, and I'll admit that some of these pertain to me. I'm going to put asterisks next to the ones I'm guilty of, but here it goes.


You know you're a BYU student when:



  1. You're too lazy to bring your scriptures so you download them on your phone or just look them up from your laptop.


  2. You're happy you got a 46% on your American Heritage exam*


  3. You can't sleep at night when BYU loses.


  4. Some of your term papers are on dating and marriage.


  5. Facebook is the new way to text message.


  6. You sing hymns you've never heard before.*


  7. You pray about how grateful you are to attend this wonderful university.


  8. You drive two blocks to park for school when you only have to walk four.


  9. You think BYU is the best team in the Mountain West in every sport.


  10. The majority of 20 year old boys are dateless


  11. You get engaged after dating only two months


  12. You think you are rebellious because you have a mustache.


  13. Gangsters don't go to BYU. Don't wear your hat like you are one*


  14. Y Mountain is the best place to get action.


  15. You question every answer you got wrong and try to get the professor to okay it, and then you're pissed when he doesn't.


  16. You gasped because i said "pissed"


  17. If you're an RM, you think you are wiser and better than non RM's.


  18. You think holding hands on campus makes you immediately 15% cooloer.


  19. You think the football team will beat Oklahoma next year.


  20. At least 10% of the class is always 10 minutes late.


  21. Your professors tell the same jokes everyday*


  22. You count homework assignments or study groups as dates*


  23. Your second favoritest team is whoever plays Utah.


  24. You think its illegal to walk on the grass.


  25. You have to talk to your bishop about breaking curfew.

I'm running out of ideas to update my blog on so if you have any topics you would like me to talk about or anything interesting let me know. As far as my weekend it was great. I just went to Idaho and I finally got all my mission papers in. Yay. I'll have my call in a couple weeks. I can't wait.

3 comments:

Lindsay said...

Funny list! I loved it!

Brandon said...

Nice blog!

I noticed you go to BYU. Have you heard about TweetBooty.com? They are giving away free stuff to BYU students. I am trying to help them spread the word because I love this idea.

Check out their site and sign up! I got a free pork burrito from Costa Vida the other day. It's super legit. If you have a Facebook or Twitter account, you can be apart of it in seconds.

-Brandon

Craig Caro said...

if you think 24 is old.
if you know what "NCMO" means.